This is the public research platform for Cheeto & Associates Biotech Solutions.

If you are here, this means you have either chosen or been chosen to participate in an ongoing testing protocol, and have to have access to the proprietary data. Please wear this decision with pride, it is an honour.

Leaking of the un-redacted data to a competitor leaves you liable to being found, fined, kidnapped, killed, and then used for weird experiments.

The following list comprises monthly reports for each month the experiment has been active;

  1. August 2021
  2. September 2021
  3. October 2021
  4. November 2021
  5. December 2021
  6. January 2022
  7. February 2022
  8. March 2022
  9. April 2022
  10. May 2022
  11. June 2022
  12. July 2022
  13. August 2022
  14. September 2022
  15. October 2022
  16. November 2022
  17. December 2022
  18. January 2023
  19. February 2023
  20. March 2023
  21. April 2023
  22. May 2023
  23. June 2023
  24. July 2023
  25. August 2023
  26. October 2023
  27. October 2023 - Additional
  28. November 2023