This is the public research platform for Cheeto & Associates Biotech Solutions.

If you are here, this means you have either chosen or been chosen to participate in an ongoing testing protocol, and have to have access to the proprietary data. Please wear this decision with pride, it is an honour.

Leaking of the un-redacted data to a competitor leaves you liable to being found, fined, kidnapped, killed, and then used for weird experiments.

The following list comprises monthly reports for each month the experiment has been active;