As of 08-24-2022, the following changes will be taking place. Please notify your subordinates all the way down the chain of command;
Corporate will no longer be allowing the general populace to vote on our decisions regarding the RC-2 project, I have found that they are incompetent and mostly human.
Juniper is to be considered a member of the family, our wedding is scheduled for [REDACTED FOR PERSONAL REASONS], those of you invited will be notified the week of.
The Advanced Management System will be enabled next month. Please make sure the restraints are in place and all personnel are relocated to outside of the perimeter of the system's target area.
[CODE//R-UNICORNUS CLEARANCE REQUIRED].
The company potluck is on the 29th, please remember that there are many members of our esteemed organization with a nut allergy when bringing dishes to share among colleagues.
We are going to be receiving support from the vatican once again, our saintling is not considered a christian saint, but he is unable to be considered pagan, thus they are obligated to step in and assist the transition from man to divine.
The singular RC-1 model from the recently burnt down Facility has yet to be recovered, if you know where to find it, I will personally reward your department with additional funding and access to multiple rare anomalies.
The seemingly sentient system bug that is terrorizing multiple systems is currently in the process of being isolated and squashed.