December 2021 Research Report
Department; Occult Mystery Research, Entertainment Subdivision.
Experiment; RC-2 Φ.
Purpose; Prolonged Damage Report.
List of crimes;
- Immense damage to company property (Biological).
- Immense damage to company property (Facilities).
- Arson.
- Tampering with company-issued equipment (Spiritual).
- Tampering with company-issued equipment (Physical).
- Unauthorized experimentation.
- Unauthorized keeping of pets.
- Multiple escape attempts.
- Disregard for human laws.
- Disregard for divine laws.
- Multiple homocides (Accidental).
- Mass homocide (Intentional).
- Unauthorized spirit consolidation.
- Unauthorized conceptual corruption of the soul.
- Unauthorized dealings with the sixth entity type.
- Disregard for OSHA guidelines (See note for details).
- Hunting an endangered species to extinction.
- Unspecified piss usage (Specifically requested not to be specified by the Shareholders.)
- Ruining an employee's microwave casserole.
Notes;
- A majority of these were documented as part of the first half of the season, which was before the subject was taken home.
- On the OSHA violations, when told he cannot be as destructive as he was being, he told the HR representative to "Fuck off," and "Find someone else to annoy."
- The only set of employees he is not either mischievous with or openly hostile toward is the Production Team.
- Development on the Spirit Shackles system is almost complete, we will require another full month to produce a proptotype that does not kill the wearer.
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