December 2022 Research Report

Department; Occult Mystery Research, Directorial Honour Guard.

Experiment; RC-2 Φ.

Purpose; Sudden Damage Report.

The following damages have been found to have occurred in the wake of the Solstice Event.

The following damages were recorded within the final 24 hours of the subject's stay at blacksite [REDACTED]-4-SV.

As per your request, we have put in a request to place the new ecosystem under perfectly sealed containment from all directions. The Terrarium Project has been proposed to the council and investors are making bids as we speak. Your idea of selling tickets to take guided tours of the new ecosystem raised a few eyebrows, they hadn't considered something this bold since the 2022 government acknowledgement of New Ireland led to the scramble to divy it up into smaller states.

We have ensured the subject is safely settling into his new role as the wickie of the company lighthouse. It can basically run itself, of course, but believing he is doing something important that many people depend on to survive appears to be doing wonders for his mental health.

The competitors don't know about the massive setback the new years incident caused, we're currently puzzling out ways to convince the EPA that what happened is perfectly natural and healthy, pain in the ass if you ask me.